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I'm "Nanny" and my fellow grandmother to the delicious grandbaby is "Grandma" - we actually both have a version of our first names attached but I best say no more lest I out us!My dp (stepgrandfather) is "Grandpa His Name" and my former husband is "Grandad". I always thought I'd like to be Grandmamma but that sort of pretentious nonsense was laughed out of me early on!Either way it’s okay, we understand, there’s plenty more subway workers in the sea. Straight to the point and no messing around with all that ‘manners and decency’ malarkey.

Although I'm happy to be called Nanny I have, for no very clear reason, a dread of becoming Nan, or even being referred to as"My Nan". My own Grandma became ' Gran Gran' to my daughter.

We’ve all heard of Tinder, and I’m sure many guys are guilty of sending the odd ‘I’m joking if it doesn’t work, but if it does work lets go with it’ lame pickup line.

So we decided to round up the top 10 Tinder pick-up lines: Whilst I’m sure archaeology related pick-up lines work great in the club, perhaps not so much on Tinder. She tells you she’s ‘taking it at college’ and you can’t make any innuendo from that? It’s been many moons since opening a conversation with a girl about how large your penis has elicited a positive response. Maybe the shock got to you Praveen, maybe that footlong diverted some much needed blood flow away from your noggin’.

I wanted to be Gran as my mother is a wonderful Gran to my 5 children.

I did wonder if it may cause some confusion in their little heads but they soon sorted things when they started calling her "Tick-tock Gran" as she has a grandfather clock in her hall which they are fascinated by, and now the rest of her 16 great-grandchildren have adopted the name!

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