Girl meets girl a dating survival guide
If you’re going to be attending a lot of bouts, it’s going be much more entertaining if you know the rules.Now, don’t be intimidated by the biblical length of the official WFTDA rules (the rule set most roller derby leagues use).The Shallow Man has even started a counselling group called ‘Dutch women survivors’ for expat men who have been shot down in flames when attempting to approach Dutch women.My group also helps men who were in failed relationships with the most unapproachable women in Europe.
If you value your life, never, ever, get the idea in your head to ask your Dutch partner to cook for you. A lot of Dutch women, just like their British counterparts believe that critical processes in preparing a meal involve a microwave, or a dangerous driving scooter rider to execute the delivery of the dish.
You’ll get some great insight into the game that you won’t get from reading the rules.
Once you’ve watched a few bouts, you’ll get the general hang of it, and before you know it, you’ll be schooling the newbies sitting next you in the stands.
What you need to know is that as an expat, if you stand your ground in face of the ugg booted onslaught, that Dutch women will forgive you and may even find your self-confidence attractive.
From Dutch men, they expect total acquiescence, and the ability to follow orders.