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The ad with men showed the man who went shopping has a black eye. *** Exceptions: indicates women made fun of, or positive portrayals of men.3 Musketeers–guy thinks 3 women are giving him catcalls, but catcalls are for candy bar 1/12 5-hr Energy–very happy, smiling woman playing guitar singing about breast cancer 12/12 5-hr Energy–raspberry pink drink with proceeds going to fight breast cancer 10/13 5-hr Energy–raspberry pink drink empowers women with breast cancer 10/13 21st Century–stinky yoga guy 1/09 AARP–in Fraudwatch ad, identity thief is man 11/13 Ace Hardware–she wants a special purple, picks from several guys painted different shades of purple 7/12 Ace Hardware–guy drops ring down sink, shamed by woman 4/13 Ace Hardware–new guy is awkward with the banter 4/13 Activia–why are these ads aimed only at women?doofuses Capital One–baby throws cereal at Jimmy Fallon 11/11 Capital One–hot tar is poured on guy 5/12 Capital One–three men are hit in head playing Smack-a-Goth 5/12 Capital One–man hit in the face with a big rock 2/13 Capital One–Baldwin is 007, his phone shoots darts and lightning, hits guys, pretty woman is backup 3/13 Capital One–guys make fun of Charles Barkley’s big underwear 3/13 Capital One–Barkley calls game of 4th graders 3/13 Capital One–Barkley says he gets stuff for free, but Baldwin must pay for basketball programs 3/13 Capital One–Baldwin picks SW State to win tourney, but they aren’t in tourney 3/13 Capital One–Baldwin claims to be good at ball—bocce ball 4/13 Capri Sun–lifeguard falls thru 25% less ramp 6/08 Career Builder (Superbowl)–casual day with fat guys in underwear (couple women in background only) 2/10 Career Builder(Superbowl)–chimps drive cars that block a guy’s doors 2/11 Career Builder–(superbowl) chimps play tricks on co-worker 2/12 Carfax–car was in accident by sleazy guy 12/11 Carmax–without the internet, 2 guys would have to work 9/7 Carmax–rude guy on date, used very old picture 10/09 Carmax–guy tries to spray himself with perfume, but really mace 11/9 Carmax–guy puts tongue on frozen pole 12/09 Carmax–guy buys cheap car without doors 1/10 Carmax–guy buys cheap car without roof 2/10 Carmax–guy buys cheap pickup without bed 3/10 Carmax–guy buys cheap car without seats, uses real buckets 4/10 Carmax–wrestler gets hit with folding chair 2/11 Carmax–guy buys car without A/C but has fan 5/11 Carmax–guy uses muscle men as wheels, even skinny guy for spare 6/11 Carmax–guy’s GPS is old guy in the back seat 7/11 Carmax–weatherman guarantees 5 days of sun, TV station not happy 12/11 Carnival–guy gets first water wedgie 4/10 Cars.com–bad outcomes for guys who go first: food-tester poisoned, transporter mutilates guy, cowboy shot with arrows 2/11 Cars.com–(superbowl) guy has 2nd head which sings badly 2/12 ***Cars.com–parents say they like son more, daughter breaks lamp 6/13 ***Cascade–husband is right about not needing to scrub muffin pan 7/12 Car Toys–product means she will never have to scrape windshield again 12/12 Castrol GTX oil– 3 guys cars get sludged Castrol–guys on couch get sludged while laughing at cars on TV getting sludged 6/08 Castrol– Scottish guy hits other guys with dipstick 3/09 Caterpillar–psa promoting getting women and girls out of poverty 11/13 CBScares–valentine gift for her, check yourself for testicular cancer 1/13 CDW–Charles Barkley sleeps with a basketball 3/13 Centrum–wife was right about vitamins 3/13 Century21–(superbowl)–woman defeats Trump, Sanders, Ohno 2/12 Century Link–guy makes bad decisions, cart down hill, food from truck, guys’ night out at rodeo night at bar 11/12 Cepacol–female giraffe helps guy giraffe with sore throat 12/08 Charmin–wife and kid of bear laugh at him for losing 10 scoop ice cream cone 5/08 Charmin–bear son isn’t a man until he cleans the toilet paper bits from his butt 3/12 Charmin–wife bear criticizes him for using too much toilet paper 1/13 Charmin–wife bear nags husband to only use a few sheets 6/13 Chase–she is good at yoga, he isn’t 4/10 Chase–wife laughs at him for not knowing how to pay with smartphone 12/11 Chase–(superbowl) kid kicks ball through several houses 2/12 Chase–guy has trouble riding a segue 2/12 Chase–guy is embarrassingly thrilled after finding

The ad with men showed the man who went shopping has a black eye. *** Exceptions: indicates women made fun of, or positive portrayals of men.3 Musketeers–guy thinks 3 women are giving him catcalls, but catcalls are for candy bar 1/12 5-hr Energy–very happy, smiling woman playing guitar singing about breast cancer 12/12 5-hr Energy–raspberry pink drink with proceeds going to fight breast cancer 10/13 5-hr Energy–raspberry pink drink empowers women with breast cancer 10/13 21st Century–stinky yoga guy 1/09 AARP–in Fraudwatch ad, identity thief is man 11/13 Ace Hardware–she wants a special purple, picks from several guys painted different shades of purple 7/12 Ace Hardware–guy drops ring down sink, shamed by woman 4/13 Ace Hardware–new guy is awkward with the banter 4/13 Activia–why are these ads aimed only at women?doofuses Capital One–baby throws cereal at Jimmy Fallon 11/11 Capital One–hot tar is poured on guy 5/12 Capital One–three men are hit in head playing Smack-a-Goth 5/12 Capital One–man hit in the face with a big rock 2/13 Capital One–Baldwin is 007, his phone shoots darts and lightning, hits guys, pretty woman is backup 3/13 Capital One–guys make fun of Charles Barkley’s big underwear 3/13 Capital One–Barkley calls game of 4th graders 3/13 Capital One–Barkley says he gets stuff for free, but Baldwin must pay for basketball programs 3/13 Capital One–Baldwin picks SW State to win tourney, but they aren’t in tourney 3/13 Capital One–Baldwin claims to be good at ball—bocce ball 4/13 Capri Sun–lifeguard falls thru 25% less ramp 6/08 Career Builder (Superbowl)–casual day with fat guys in underwear (couple women in background only) 2/10 Career Builder(Superbowl)–chimps drive cars that block a guy’s doors 2/11 Career Builder–(superbowl) chimps play tricks on co-worker 2/12 Carfax–car was in accident by sleazy guy 12/11 Carmax–without the internet, 2 guys would have to work 9/7 Carmax–rude guy on date, used very old picture 10/09 Carmax–guy tries to spray himself with perfume, but really mace 11/9 Carmax–guy puts tongue on frozen pole 12/09 Carmax–guy buys cheap car without doors 1/10 Carmax–guy buys cheap car without roof 2/10 Carmax–guy buys cheap pickup without bed 3/10 Carmax–guy buys cheap car without seats, uses real buckets 4/10 Carmax–wrestler gets hit with folding chair 2/11 Carmax–guy buys car without A/C but has fan 5/11 Carmax–guy uses muscle men as wheels, even skinny guy for spare 6/11 Carmax–guy’s GPS is old guy in the back seat 7/11 Carmax–weatherman guarantees 5 days of sun, TV station not happy 12/11 Carnival–guy gets first water wedgie 4/10 Cars.com–bad outcomes for guys who go first: food-tester poisoned, transporter mutilates guy, cowboy shot with arrows 2/11 Cars.com–(superbowl) guy has 2nd head which sings badly 2/12 ***Cars.com–parents say they like son more, daughter breaks lamp 6/13 ***Cascade–husband is right about not needing to scrub muffin pan 7/12 Car Toys–product means she will never have to scrape windshield again 12/12 Castrol GTX oil– 3 guys cars get sludged Castrol–guys on couch get sludged while laughing at cars on TV getting sludged 6/08 Castrol– Scottish guy hits other guys with dipstick 3/09 Caterpillar–psa promoting getting women and girls out of poverty 11/13 CBScares–valentine gift for her, check yourself for testicular cancer 1/13 CDW–Charles Barkley sleeps with a basketball 3/13 Centrum–wife was right about vitamins 3/13 Century21–(superbowl)–woman defeats Trump, Sanders, Ohno 2/12 Century Link–guy makes bad decisions, cart down hill, food from truck, guys’ night out at rodeo night at bar 11/12 Cepacol–female giraffe helps guy giraffe with sore throat 12/08 Charmin–wife and kid of bear laugh at him for losing 10 scoop ice cream cone 5/08 Charmin–bear son isn’t a man until he cleans the toilet paper bits from his butt 3/12 Charmin–wife bear criticizes him for using too much toilet paper 1/13 Charmin–wife bear nags husband to only use a few sheets 6/13 Chase–she is good at yoga, he isn’t 4/10 Chase–wife laughs at him for not knowing how to pay with smartphone 12/11 Chase–(superbowl) kid kicks ball through several houses 2/12 Chase–guy has trouble riding a segue 2/12 Chase–guy is embarrassingly thrilled after finding $1 on the street 2/12 Chase–Drew Brees’ son kicks ball through several houses 3/12 Chase–man shivers in grocery freezer 4/12 Chase–boy gets drumset, parents get noise-reducing headphones 10/13 Cheer–hairy man loses shirt which has the dingies 11/7 ***Cheer–Cheer lady takes skirt off tennis player Cheerios–box says “Shut up Steve” 1/08 Cheerios-contest: she lowers cholesterol, he finishes kitchen plumbing, she shames loser 4/08 Cheerios–dad doesn’t want to share with son 9/10 Cheerios–wife tells him he still has to go to the gym 6/12 Cheerios Honey Nut–bee frightened by several framed bugs on wall 6/12 Cheerios–girl pours cereal on napping dad 6/13 Cheetos–construction workers party while other is behind closed door, but no walls Cheetos–2 bank robbers are ignored because the employees are on cheetos break 7/12 Cheetos–robot gives a guy a cheeto and then hits him 7/12 Cheezits–immature male cheese 6/10 Cheezits–immature male cheese puts shoe polish on evaluators cup 1/12 Cheezits–immature male cheese get researcher with snake in can 7/12 Cheezits–immature cheese bulks up his muscles 7/13 Chef Boy Ardee–wife stops dumb dad who tries to tell kids about veggies in product 8/10 Chevy–Howie Long picks up 2 guys out of gas 6/08 Chevy Traverse–car and guy with no shirt are “beautiful and useful” 10/08 Chevy–Howie Long shames guy for “man-step” on pickup 1/09 Chevy Malibu—women laugh at one’s date, “professional student of life” 2/10 Chevy–transformer throws guy across car lot 2/11 Chevy Volt–guy gets hassled for going to gas station to go to bathroom 9/11 Chevy Volt–guy hassled at drive-thru, worker eats his sandwich 10/11 Chevy–woman pulls on beard of look-alike Santa salesman 11/11 Chevy–(superbowl) Dave who drove Ford did not make it through apocalypse 2/12 Chevy–graduate thinks his gift is new car instead of fridge 1/12 Chevy–announcer is criticized for yelling 4/12 ***Chevy–dad wants to buy 2 brake sets because daughter is so rough on them 6/12 Chevy–wife sarcastically asks him if he wants to check the car again 6/12 Chevy–mom wants to run muddy son through car wash 1/13 Chevy–man grabs glasses on a chain from a strange woman, not his wife 11/13 Chili’s–office game of cake walk, woman shoves guy to floor 7/08 Choice Hotel.com—guy does goofy dance on top of luggage 6/11 Choice Hotel.com–guy does “trust” fall onto pavement, no one catches him 3/12 Choice Hotel.com–guy does “happy dance” on suitcase 7/12 Choice Hotel.com–“freebies”, he hears “free bees”, wears beekeeper suit 9/12 Cingular — man must have done something really bad since he sent flowers Circle K–worker jumps off skyscraper after coffee 11/07 Circle K–woman moves chair into guys groin to steal his coffee 11/7 CITI — woman keeps redecorating, finally realizes husband is the problem 5/08 CITI–climbers, focused on woman though man is Alex Honnold–best current climber 1/12 CITI–she tells him he is boring, boring, boring 10/12 ***CITI–“have a super sparkly day” 11/12 Clear.com–guy reaches his shirt limit, 2 guys without pants 2/12 Clorox–kid footballer intentionally jumps into mud 12/07 ***Clorox–positive ad showing dad cleaning bath for his son 8/08 Clorox–only male mannequins make stains 8/09 Clorox–guy has very dirty white socks 5/10 Clorox–dad changes diaper on kitchen counter, mom disgusted 9/10 Clorox–husband puts plunger on kitchen counter, wife disgusted 10/10 Clorox–husband feeds birds on kitchen counter, wife disgusted 2/11 Clorox–guy cleans fish on counter, wife disgusted 5/11 Clorox–2 dads in park ignore the boy who needed a bathroom 11/11 Clorox–Becky has to wash her robe after disgusting Uncle Steve wears it 4/12 Clorox–son is successful using potty, but spills it carrying it to show mom 5/12 Clorox–son brags about doing potty, mom finds it in tub 10/12 Clorox–mom tells son not to wipe nose on his sleeve, so son wipes on man’s sleeve 12/12 Coffeemate–girl scout shames guy for not deserving drink 11/13 Coke–big promoters of Go Red for Women 2/08 Coke–ad promoting Go Red for Women 2/11 Coke–2 guys have slap fight during taste-test 3/11 Coke–Sharon wins basketball bracket contest 7 years in a row 3/13 Coke–he plays video games instead of picking up her parents at airport 4/13 Coke Zero–man has always watched stuff 9/13 Colgate–guy is slapped by cold ice cream 8/11 ***Colgate–woman has more germs in mouth than a black guy 8/12 Comcast–female TV anchor schools guy on Century Link bad deal 1/12 Comcast–daughter criticizes clueless dad who uses her pink laptop 1/12 Comcast–two houses drag race, her’s wins 2/12 Comcast–dad cannot get any love for choosing comcast, even dog ignores him 2/12 Comcast–he ruins her TV show and surprise party 3/12 Comcast–2 news anchors, he leaves when there is 10 seconds to air 3/12 Comcast–guy refers to boss as Bozo while boss is on conference call 3/12 Comcast–groom’s friend interrupts wedding, bride angry 7/12 Comcast–he buys wife 80s computer, daughter gets etch-a-sketch for tablet 11/12 Comcast–he buys her a payphone 11/12 Comcast–dad and son compete in race car game, daughter wins, high-fives mom 1/13 Comcast–Brian Urlacher saves woman from branch, scares installer, biker runs into trash 1/13 Comcast–she wants to be entertained in airport, makes fun of him wearing pillow incorrectly 1/13 Comcast–Usain Bolt has insane brother 4/13 Comcast–ad for pink ribbon (breast cancer) campaign 10/13 Comcast–dad is involved in football game, misses car accident, fire, and bathtub crashing thru ceiling 10/13 Comcast–Tommy steals internet gateway and puts it in his race car 11/13 Comcast–mountain lion enters house while he concentrates on tablet 11/13 Conoco Phillips–mom and daughter make fun of his cooking 10/11 Consumer Cellular– guy doesn’t think he is cheap 4/13 Corona Beer — spooky ghost turns out to be dorky guy with no tan 10/07 Corona Beer–bottle is moved to hide fat ugly guy 6/08 Corona Beer–he looks at woman on beach, she squirts with lime 1/10 Corona Beer–she looks at guy on beach, he shakes her bottle, she picks up his bottle 3/10 Corona Beer–guy sees 3 women on beach, squirts himself with lime 6/10 Cottonelle–guy is shamed for having naked toilet paper 7/11 Cottonelle–Tim has a naked roll 8/11 Cottonelle–she nags him for not backing up the toilet paper 12/11 Cottonelle–he complains the spare roll is out of reach, she tells him to put the seat down 2/12 Cottonelle–2 guys fight over nickname of product, she interrupts with winner 10/12 ***Cottonelle–sister turns shower on fully dressed woman who is taking dry shower 3/13 creditfairy.org—guy believes in credit fairy, woman tells him no such thing 8/08 Crest–guy with onion breath exhales onto pretty trainer 11/11 Crest–she has to get him to say hello (instead of saying hello herself) 4/13 Crestor–guy celebrates with stupid dance 10/13 Crunchy Nut–guy dresses like in Himalayas so he can eat breakfast during day 7/11 ***Crunchy Nut–woman wears Chinese dragon costume to eat cereal during day 8/11 Crunchy Nut–goofy superhero in yellow tights 6/12 Crystal Light–“girl power”, she runs down purse thief who is on scooter 3/12 Curves — why is a cereal only for women?CVS Drug–all female cartoon with Sarah Mc Lachlan song 12/07 Dairy Queen–male animated lips talk in high excited pitch when talking about product 4/08 Dairy Queen–little girl gets boy to buy her sundae, “like shooting fish in a barrel” 5/08 Dairy Queen–daughter in fort in living room sells dad his dinner 6/08 Dairy Queen–dad is a baby for Girl Scout blizzard 6/09 Dairy Queen–caveman hits other with rock 3/10 Dairy Queen–song details her date’s shortcomings 5/12 Dannon–boy who needs Dan Active gets tossed around by girl in judo class 4/08 Dawn — mom with eyes in back of head catches 2 sons misbehaving Degree–dog bites robot in groin 8/08 Degree–wolves attack sweating guys 1/11 Degree–3 guys in underwear are thrown in ice truck with wolverine 5/11 Degree–guy is running ahead of bear on exercise wheel 3/12 Dell–office carolers, man embarrassingly bad singer 11/08 Delsym–man coughs on woman on plane, he has a talking fist Delsym–boy coughs on 2 girls at recital, he has talking fist Delsym–mom tries to quiet son & husbands cough with remote 11/10 Delsym–his coughing ruins Superstar show 12/12 Denny’s–guy has a $4 sweater 1/13 Denny’s–guy has trouble with triangle, square and circle with kids 1/13 Dept of Transportation—drunk drivers (all men) with beer filling cars and helmet 8/08 Dial-a-Mate— ladies are free 5/08 Di Giorno — wife turns sprinkler on rude husband Di Giorno– guys get carpet muddy 5/10 Direct TV — Charlie Sheen beans batter to show colorful bruise Direct TV– board room, guy suggests raising prices to get the rich’s disposable income 5/08 Direct TV–in board room, guy says 90% believe anything 50% of time 6/08 Direct TV–in board room, guy suggests “get youthenized”, women smirk, men clueless 3/09 Direct TV–woman asks about King Kong—if only he were more evolved 7/09 Direct TV–waitress wrings rag into drinks of snooty guys 8/10 Direct TV—cop tazes guy who is his competition in fantasy football league 9/10 Direct TV–projectionist hit with blow dart 10/10 Direct TV–cute young woman inherits most everything, man goes nuts when he inherits 6,000 movies 2/11 Direct TV–little girl grabs pixie Eli Manning, won’t let go 9/12 Direct TV–dentist sneezes in guys face, turtle bites guy’s hand 12/12 Direct TV–old man in shoe can’t watch sports because too many kids 4/13 Direct TV–Bill wants romantic comedy, but find’s himself in getting beat up in ring 9/13 Direct TV–guy in sidecar breaks off from motorcycle, speeding downhill 11/13 Direct TV–squirrels attack Dave 11/13 Discover–mom watches son pig out 9/09 Discover–several with bearded “Peggy” 8/10 Discover–guy calls in to quit, “Peggy” gets “retrained”, hit by puppet 4/11 Discover–woman talking to helpdesk, husband didn’t pay bill, and went for milk brought back unhousebroken puppy 1/13 Discover–2 guys high-five over the phone 1/13 Discover–guy who doesn’t like surprises is surprised 11/13 DISH network–astronauts forget to bring tools 5/10 DISH network–astronaut needs space 5/10 DISH network–astronaut is bad singer 6/10 DISH network–he jumps out of moving car to prove her wrong 3/12 DISH–man almost hits another in head with metal bar 6/13 Dodge Charger (Superbowl)–men give in to women as long as can drive car, man’s last stand 2/10 Dodge–woman smacks brother 4/12 Dodge–Anchorman (Will Farrell) teases horse 10/13 Dodge–Anchorman (Will Farrell) yells at dancers 10/13 Dodge–Anchorman (Will Farrell) can’t pronounce mpgs 10/13 Dodge–Anchorman (Will Farrell) glove box holds lots of gum 10/13 Dominos–man makes gaudy abs while waiting for pizza Dominos–guy shaves eyebrows while waiting, woman delivery disgusted 2/08 Dominos–guys learn NY accent while waiting 2/08 Dominos–guy offers sex while 30 min wait, she asks about remaining 28 min.You can use this list to determine which businesses to frequent, avoid, or complain about.Advertisers degrade men about 19 times more often than women, and usually to a higher degree.However, this time the cause was not so worthy, the campaign and the Fund provided misleading or even false information and was so biased and twisted it came close to promoting child abuse.

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The ad with men showed the man who went shopping has a black eye. *** Exceptions: indicates women made fun of, or positive portrayals of men.

3 Musketeers–guy thinks 3 women are giving him catcalls, but catcalls are for candy bar 1/12 5-hr Energy–very happy, smiling woman playing guitar singing about breast cancer 12/12 5-hr Energy–raspberry pink drink with proceeds going to fight breast cancer 10/13 5-hr Energy–raspberry pink drink empowers women with breast cancer 10/13 21st Century–stinky yoga guy 1/09 AARP–in Fraudwatch ad, identity thief is man 11/13 Ace Hardware–she wants a special purple, picks from several guys painted different shades of purple 7/12 Ace Hardware–guy drops ring down sink, shamed by woman 4/13 Ace Hardware–new guy is awkward with the banter 4/13 Activia–why are these ads aimed only at women?

doofuses Capital One–baby throws cereal at Jimmy Fallon 11/11 Capital One–hot tar is poured on guy 5/12 Capital One–three men are hit in head playing Smack-a-Goth 5/12 Capital One–man hit in the face with a big rock 2/13 Capital One–Baldwin is 007, his phone shoots darts and lightning, hits guys, pretty woman is backup 3/13 Capital One–guys make fun of Charles Barkley’s big underwear 3/13 Capital One–Barkley calls game of 4th graders 3/13 Capital One–Barkley says he gets stuff for free, but Baldwin must pay for basketball programs 3/13 Capital One–Baldwin picks SW State to win tourney, but they aren’t in tourney 3/13 Capital One–Baldwin claims to be good at ball—bocce ball 4/13 Capri Sun–lifeguard falls thru 25% less ramp 6/08 Career Builder (Superbowl)–casual day with fat guys in underwear (couple women in background only) 2/10 Career Builder(Superbowl)–chimps drive cars that block a guy’s doors 2/11 Career Builder–(superbowl) chimps play tricks on co-worker 2/12 Carfax–car was in accident by sleazy guy 12/11 Carmax–without the internet, 2 guys would have to work 9/7 Carmax–rude guy on date, used very old picture 10/09 Carmax–guy tries to spray himself with perfume, but really mace 11/9 Carmax–guy puts tongue on frozen pole 12/09 Carmax–guy buys cheap car without doors 1/10 Carmax–guy buys cheap car without roof 2/10 Carmax–guy buys cheap pickup without bed 3/10 Carmax–guy buys cheap car without seats, uses real buckets 4/10 Carmax–wrestler gets hit with folding chair 2/11 Carmax–guy buys car without A/C but has fan 5/11 Carmax–guy uses muscle men as wheels, even skinny guy for spare 6/11 Carmax–guy’s GPS is old guy in the back seat 7/11 Carmax–weatherman guarantees 5 days of sun, TV station not happy 12/11 Carnival–guy gets first water wedgie 4/10 Cars.com–bad outcomes for guys who go first: food-tester poisoned, transporter mutilates guy, cowboy shot with arrows 2/11 Cars.com–(superbowl) guy has 2nd head which sings badly 2/12 ***Cars.com–parents say they like son more, daughter breaks lamp 6/13 ***Cascade–husband is right about not needing to scrub muffin pan 7/12 Car Toys–product means she will never have to scrape windshield again 12/12 Castrol GTX oil– 3 guys cars get sludged Castrol–guys on couch get sludged while laughing at cars on TV getting sludged 6/08 Castrol– Scottish guy hits other guys with dipstick 3/09 Caterpillar–psa promoting getting women and girls out of poverty 11/13 CBScares–valentine gift for her, check yourself for testicular cancer 1/13 CDW–Charles Barkley sleeps with a basketball 3/13 Centrum–wife was right about vitamins 3/13 Century21–(superbowl)–woman defeats Trump, Sanders, Ohno 2/12 Century Link–guy makes bad decisions, cart down hill, food from truck, guys’ night out at rodeo night at bar 11/12 Cepacol–female giraffe helps guy giraffe with sore throat 12/08 Charmin–wife and kid of bear laugh at him for losing 10 scoop ice cream cone 5/08 Charmin–bear son isn’t a man until he cleans the toilet paper bits from his butt 3/12 Charmin–wife bear criticizes him for using too much toilet paper 1/13 Charmin–wife bear nags husband to only use a few sheets 6/13 Chase–she is good at yoga, he isn’t 4/10 Chase–wife laughs at him for not knowing how to pay with smartphone 12/11 Chase–(superbowl) kid kicks ball through several houses 2/12 Chase–guy has trouble riding a segue 2/12 Chase–guy is embarrassingly thrilled after finding $1 on the street 2/12 Chase–Drew Brees’ son kicks ball through several houses 3/12 Chase–man shivers in grocery freezer 4/12 Chase–boy gets drumset, parents get noise-reducing headphones 10/13 Cheer–hairy man loses shirt which has the dingies 11/7 ***Cheer–Cheer lady takes skirt off tennis player Cheerios–box says “Shut up Steve” 1/08 Cheerios-contest: she lowers cholesterol, he finishes kitchen plumbing, she shames loser 4/08 Cheerios–dad doesn’t want to share with son 9/10 Cheerios–wife tells him he still has to go to the gym 6/12 Cheerios Honey Nut–bee frightened by several framed bugs on wall 6/12 Cheerios–girl pours cereal on napping dad 6/13 Cheetos–construction workers party while other is behind closed door, but no walls Cheetos–2 bank robbers are ignored because the employees are on cheetos break 7/12 Cheetos–robot gives a guy a cheeto and then hits him 7/12 Cheezits–immature male cheese 6/10 Cheezits–immature male cheese puts shoe polish on evaluators cup 1/12 Cheezits–immature male cheese get researcher with snake in can 7/12 Cheezits–immature cheese bulks up his muscles 7/13 Chef Boy Ardee–wife stops dumb dad who tries to tell kids about veggies in product 8/10 Chevy–Howie Long picks up 2 guys out of gas 6/08 Chevy Traverse–car and guy with no shirt are “beautiful and useful” 10/08 Chevy–Howie Long shames guy for “man-step” on pickup 1/09 Chevy Malibu—women laugh at one’s date, “professional student of life” 2/10 Chevy–transformer throws guy across car lot 2/11 Chevy Volt–guy gets hassled for going to gas station to go to bathroom 9/11 Chevy Volt–guy hassled at drive-thru, worker eats his sandwich 10/11 Chevy–woman pulls on beard of look-alike Santa salesman 11/11 Chevy–(superbowl) Dave who drove Ford did not make it through apocalypse 2/12 Chevy–graduate thinks his gift is new car instead of fridge 1/12 Chevy–announcer is criticized for yelling 4/12 ***Chevy–dad wants to buy 2 brake sets because daughter is so rough on them 6/12 Chevy–wife sarcastically asks him if he wants to check the car again 6/12 Chevy–mom wants to run muddy son through car wash 1/13 Chevy–man grabs glasses on a chain from a strange woman, not his wife 11/13 Chili’s–office game of cake walk, woman shoves guy to floor 7/08 Choice Hotel.com—guy does goofy dance on top of luggage 6/11 Choice Hotel.com–guy does “trust” fall onto pavement, no one catches him 3/12 Choice Hotel.com–guy does “happy dance” on suitcase 7/12 Choice Hotel.com–“freebies”, he hears “free bees”, wears beekeeper suit 9/12 Cingular — man must have done something really bad since he sent flowers Circle K–worker jumps off skyscraper after coffee 11/07 Circle K–woman moves chair into guys groin to steal his coffee 11/7 CITI — woman keeps redecorating, finally realizes husband is the problem 5/08 CITI–climbers, focused on woman though man is Alex Honnold–best current climber 1/12 CITI–she tells him he is boring, boring, boring 10/12 ***CITI–“have a super sparkly day” 11/12 Clear.com–guy reaches his shirt limit, 2 guys without pants 2/12 Clorox–kid footballer intentionally jumps into mud 12/07 ***Clorox–positive ad showing dad cleaning bath for his son 8/08 Clorox–only male mannequins make stains 8/09 Clorox–guy has very dirty white socks 5/10 Clorox–dad changes diaper on kitchen counter, mom disgusted 9/10 Clorox–husband puts plunger on kitchen counter, wife disgusted 10/10 Clorox–husband feeds birds on kitchen counter, wife disgusted 2/11 Clorox–guy cleans fish on counter, wife disgusted 5/11 Clorox–2 dads in park ignore the boy who needed a bathroom 11/11 Clorox–Becky has to wash her robe after disgusting Uncle Steve wears it 4/12 Clorox–son is successful using potty, but spills it carrying it to show mom 5/12 Clorox–son brags about doing potty, mom finds it in tub 10/12 Clorox–mom tells son not to wipe nose on his sleeve, so son wipes on man’s sleeve 12/12 Coffeemate–girl scout shames guy for not deserving drink 11/13 Coke–big promoters of Go Red for Women 2/08 Coke–ad promoting Go Red for Women 2/11 Coke–2 guys have slap fight during taste-test 3/11 Coke–Sharon wins basketball bracket contest 7 years in a row 3/13 Coke–he plays video games instead of picking up her parents at airport 4/13 Coke Zero–man has always watched stuff 9/13 Colgate–guy is slapped by cold ice cream 8/11 ***Colgate–woman has more germs in mouth than a black guy 8/12 Comcast–female TV anchor schools guy on Century Link bad deal 1/12 Comcast–daughter criticizes clueless dad who uses her pink laptop 1/12 Comcast–two houses drag race, her’s wins 2/12 Comcast–dad cannot get any love for choosing comcast, even dog ignores him 2/12 Comcast–he ruins her TV show and surprise party 3/12 Comcast–2 news anchors, he leaves when there is 10 seconds to air 3/12 Comcast–guy refers to boss as Bozo while boss is on conference call 3/12 Comcast–groom’s friend interrupts wedding, bride angry 7/12 Comcast–he buys wife 80s computer, daughter gets etch-a-sketch for tablet 11/12 Comcast–he buys her a payphone 11/12 Comcast–dad and son compete in race car game, daughter wins, high-fives mom 1/13 Comcast–Brian Urlacher saves woman from branch, scares installer, biker runs into trash 1/13 Comcast–she wants to be entertained in airport, makes fun of him wearing pillow incorrectly 1/13 Comcast–Usain Bolt has insane brother 4/13 Comcast–ad for pink ribbon (breast cancer) campaign 10/13 Comcast–dad is involved in football game, misses car accident, fire, and bathtub crashing thru ceiling 10/13 Comcast–Tommy steals internet gateway and puts it in his race car 11/13 Comcast–mountain lion enters house while he concentrates on tablet 11/13 Conoco Phillips–mom and daughter make fun of his cooking 10/11 Consumer Cellular– guy doesn’t think he is cheap 4/13 Corona Beer — spooky ghost turns out to be dorky guy with no tan 10/07 Corona Beer–bottle is moved to hide fat ugly guy 6/08 Corona Beer–he looks at woman on beach, she squirts with lime 1/10 Corona Beer–she looks at guy on beach, he shakes her bottle, she picks up his bottle 3/10 Corona Beer–guy sees 3 women on beach, squirts himself with lime 6/10 Cottonelle–guy is shamed for having naked toilet paper 7/11 Cottonelle–Tim has a naked roll 8/11 Cottonelle–she nags him for not backing up the toilet paper 12/11 Cottonelle–he complains the spare roll is out of reach, she tells him to put the seat down 2/12 Cottonelle–2 guys fight over nickname of product, she interrupts with winner 10/12 ***Cottonelle–sister turns shower on fully dressed woman who is taking dry shower 3/13 creditfairy.org—guy believes in credit fairy, woman tells him no such thing 8/08 Crest–guy with onion breath exhales onto pretty trainer 11/11 Crest–she has to get him to say hello (instead of saying hello herself) 4/13 Crestor–guy celebrates with stupid dance 10/13 Crunchy Nut–guy dresses like in Himalayas so he can eat breakfast during day 7/11 ***Crunchy Nut–woman wears Chinese dragon costume to eat cereal during day 8/11 Crunchy Nut–goofy superhero in yellow tights 6/12 Crystal Light–“girl power”, she runs down purse thief who is on scooter 3/12 Curves — why is a cereal only for women?

CVS Drug–all female cartoon with Sarah Mc Lachlan song 12/07 Dairy Queen–male animated lips talk in high excited pitch when talking about product 4/08 Dairy Queen–little girl gets boy to buy her sundae, “like shooting fish in a barrel” 5/08 Dairy Queen–daughter in fort in living room sells dad his dinner 6/08 Dairy Queen–dad is a baby for Girl Scout blizzard 6/09 Dairy Queen–caveman hits other with rock 3/10 Dairy Queen–song details her date’s shortcomings 5/12 Dannon–boy who needs Dan Active gets tossed around by girl in judo class 4/08 Dawn — mom with eyes in back of head catches 2 sons misbehaving Degree–dog bites robot in groin 8/08 Degree–wolves attack sweating guys 1/11 Degree–3 guys in underwear are thrown in ice truck with wolverine 5/11 Degree–guy is running ahead of bear on exercise wheel 3/12 Dell–office carolers, man embarrassingly bad singer 11/08 Delsym–man coughs on woman on plane, he has a talking fist Delsym–boy coughs on 2 girls at recital, he has talking fist Delsym–mom tries to quiet son & husbands cough with remote 11/10 Delsym–his coughing ruins Superstar show 12/12 Denny’s–guy has a $4 sweater 1/13 Denny’s–guy has trouble with triangle, square and circle with kids 1/13 Dept of Transportation—drunk drivers (all men) with beer filling cars and helmet 8/08 Dial-a-Mate— ladies are free 5/08 Di Giorno — wife turns sprinkler on rude husband Di Giorno– guys get carpet muddy 5/10 Direct TV — Charlie Sheen beans batter to show colorful bruise Direct TV– board room, guy suggests raising prices to get the rich’s disposable income 5/08 Direct TV–in board room, guy says 90% believe anything 50% of time 6/08 Direct TV–in board room, guy suggests “get youthenized”, women smirk, men clueless 3/09 Direct TV–woman asks about King Kong—if only he were more evolved 7/09 Direct TV–waitress wrings rag into drinks of snooty guys 8/10 Direct TV—cop tazes guy who is his competition in fantasy football league 9/10 Direct TV–projectionist hit with blow dart 10/10 Direct TV–cute young woman inherits most everything, man goes nuts when he inherits 6,000 movies 2/11 Direct TV–little girl grabs pixie Eli Manning, won’t let go 9/12 Direct TV–dentist sneezes in guys face, turtle bites guy’s hand 12/12 Direct TV–old man in shoe can’t watch sports because too many kids 4/13 Direct TV–Bill wants romantic comedy, but find’s himself in getting beat up in ring 9/13 Direct TV–guy in sidecar breaks off from motorcycle, speeding downhill 11/13 Direct TV–squirrels attack Dave 11/13 Discover–mom watches son pig out 9/09 Discover–several with bearded “Peggy” 8/10 Discover–guy calls in to quit, “Peggy” gets “retrained”, hit by puppet 4/11 Discover–woman talking to helpdesk, husband didn’t pay bill, and went for milk brought back unhousebroken puppy 1/13 Discover–2 guys high-five over the phone 1/13 Discover–guy who doesn’t like surprises is surprised 11/13 DISH network–astronauts forget to bring tools 5/10 DISH network–astronaut needs space 5/10 DISH network–astronaut is bad singer 6/10 DISH network–he jumps out of moving car to prove her wrong 3/12 DISH–man almost hits another in head with metal bar 6/13 Dodge Charger (Superbowl)–men give in to women as long as can drive car, man’s last stand 2/10 Dodge–woman smacks brother 4/12 Dodge–Anchorman (Will Farrell) teases horse 10/13 Dodge–Anchorman (Will Farrell) yells at dancers 10/13 Dodge–Anchorman (Will Farrell) can’t pronounce mpgs 10/13 Dodge–Anchorman (Will Farrell) glove box holds lots of gum 10/13 Dominos–man makes gaudy abs while waiting for pizza Dominos–guy shaves eyebrows while waiting, woman delivery disgusted 2/08 Dominos–guys learn NY accent while waiting 2/08 Dominos–guy offers sex while 30 min wait, she asks about remaining 28 min.

on the street 2/12 Chase–Drew Brees’ son kicks ball through several houses 3/12 Chase–man shivers in grocery freezer 4/12 Chase–boy gets drumset, parents get noise-reducing headphones 10/13 Cheer–hairy man loses shirt which has the dingies 11/7 ***Cheer–Cheer lady takes skirt off tennis player Cheerios–box says “Shut up Steve” 1/08 Cheerios-contest: she lowers cholesterol, he finishes kitchen plumbing, she shames loser 4/08 Cheerios–dad doesn’t want to share with son 9/10 Cheerios–wife tells him he still has to go to the gym 6/12 Cheerios Honey Nut–bee frightened by several framed bugs on wall 6/12 Cheerios–girl pours cereal on napping dad 6/13 Cheetos–construction workers party while other is behind closed door, but no walls Cheetos–2 bank robbers are ignored because the employees are on cheetos break 7/12 Cheetos–robot gives a guy a cheeto and then hits him 7/12 Cheezits–immature male cheese 6/10 Cheezits–immature male cheese puts shoe polish on evaluators cup 1/12 Cheezits–immature male cheese get researcher with snake in can 7/12 Cheezits–immature cheese bulks up his muscles 7/13 Chef Boy Ardee–wife stops dumb dad who tries to tell kids about veggies in product 8/10 Chevy–Howie Long picks up 2 guys out of gas 6/08 Chevy Traverse–car and guy with no shirt are “beautiful and useful” 10/08 Chevy–Howie Long shames guy for “man-step” on pickup 1/09 Chevy Malibu—women laugh at one’s date, “professional student of life” 2/10 Chevy–transformer throws guy across car lot 2/11 Chevy Volt–guy gets hassled for going to gas station to go to bathroom 9/11 Chevy Volt–guy hassled at drive-thru, worker eats his sandwich 10/11 Chevy–woman pulls on beard of look-alike Santa salesman 11/11 Chevy–(superbowl) Dave who drove Ford did not make it through apocalypse 2/12 Chevy–graduate thinks his gift is new car instead of fridge 1/12 Chevy–announcer is criticized for yelling 4/12 ***Chevy–dad wants to buy 2 brake sets because daughter is so rough on them 6/12 Chevy–wife sarcastically asks him if he wants to check the car again 6/12 Chevy–mom wants to run muddy son through car wash 1/13 Chevy–man grabs glasses on a chain from a strange woman, not his wife 11/13 Chili’s–office game of cake walk, woman shoves guy to floor 7/08 Choice Hotel.com—guy does goofy dance on top of luggage 6/11 Choice Hotel.com–guy does “trust” fall onto pavement, no one catches him 3/12 Choice Hotel.com–guy does “happy dance” on suitcase 7/12 Choice Hotel.com–“freebies”, he hears “free bees”, wears beekeeper suit 9/12 Cingular — man must have done something really bad since he sent flowers Circle K–worker jumps off skyscraper after coffee 11/07 Circle K–woman moves chair into guys groin to steal his coffee 11/7 CITI — woman keeps redecorating, finally realizes husband is the problem 5/08 CITI–climbers, focused on woman though man is Alex Honnold–best current climber 1/12 CITI–she tells him he is boring, boring, boring 10/12 ***CITI–“have a super sparkly day” 11/12 Clear.com–guy reaches his shirt limit, 2 guys without pants 2/12 Clorox–kid footballer intentionally jumps into mud 12/07 ***Clorox–positive ad showing dad cleaning bath for his son 8/08 Clorox–only male mannequins make stains 8/09 Clorox–guy has very dirty white socks 5/10 Clorox–dad changes diaper on kitchen counter, mom disgusted 9/10 Clorox–husband puts plunger on kitchen counter, wife disgusted 10/10 Clorox–husband feeds birds on kitchen counter, wife disgusted 2/11 Clorox–guy cleans fish on counter, wife disgusted 5/11 Clorox–2 dads in park ignore the boy who needed a bathroom 11/11 Clorox–Becky has to wash her robe after disgusting Uncle Steve wears it 4/12 Clorox–son is successful using potty, but spills it carrying it to show mom 5/12 Clorox–son brags about doing potty, mom finds it in tub 10/12 Clorox–mom tells son not to wipe nose on his sleeve, so son wipes on man’s sleeve 12/12 Coffeemate–girl scout shames guy for not deserving drink 11/13 Coke–big promoters of Go Red for Women 2/08 Coke–ad promoting Go Red for Women 2/11 Coke–2 guys have slap fight during taste-test 3/11 Coke–Sharon wins basketball bracket contest 7 years in a row 3/13 Coke–he plays video games instead of picking up her parents at airport 4/13 Coke Zero–man has always watched stuff 9/13 Colgate–guy is slapped by cold ice cream 8/11 ***Colgate–woman has more germs in mouth than a black guy 8/12 Comcast–female TV anchor schools guy on Century Link bad deal 1/12 Comcast–daughter criticizes clueless dad who uses her pink laptop 1/12 Comcast–two houses drag race, her’s wins 2/12 Comcast–dad cannot get any love for choosing comcast, even dog ignores him 2/12 Comcast–he ruins her TV show and surprise party 3/12 Comcast–2 news anchors, he leaves when there is 10 seconds to air 3/12 Comcast–guy refers to boss as Bozo while boss is on conference call 3/12 Comcast–groom’s friend interrupts wedding, bride angry 7/12 Comcast–he buys wife 80s computer, daughter gets etch-a-sketch for tablet 11/12 Comcast–he buys her a payphone 11/12 Comcast–dad and son compete in race car game, daughter wins, high-fives mom 1/13 Comcast–Brian Urlacher saves woman from branch, scares installer, biker runs into trash 1/13 Comcast–she wants to be entertained in airport, makes fun of him wearing pillow incorrectly 1/13 Comcast–Usain Bolt has insane brother 4/13 Comcast–ad for pink ribbon (breast cancer) campaign 10/13 Comcast–dad is involved in football game, misses car accident, fire, and bathtub crashing thru ceiling 10/13 Comcast–Tommy steals internet gateway and puts it in his race car 11/13 Comcast–mountain lion enters house while he concentrates on tablet 11/13 Conoco Phillips–mom and daughter make fun of his cooking 10/11 Consumer Cellular– guy doesn’t think he is cheap 4/13 Corona Beer — spooky ghost turns out to be dorky guy with no tan 10/07 Corona Beer–bottle is moved to hide fat ugly guy 6/08 Corona Beer–he looks at woman on beach, she squirts with lime 1/10 Corona Beer–she looks at guy on beach, he shakes her bottle, she picks up his bottle 3/10 Corona Beer–guy sees 3 women on beach, squirts himself with lime 6/10 Cottonelle–guy is shamed for having naked toilet paper 7/11 Cottonelle–Tim has a naked roll 8/11 Cottonelle–she nags him for not backing up the toilet paper 12/11 Cottonelle–he complains the spare roll is out of reach, she tells him to put the seat down 2/12 Cottonelle–2 guys fight over nickname of product, she interrupts with winner 10/12 ***Cottonelle–sister turns shower on fully dressed woman who is taking dry shower 3/13 creditfairy.org—guy believes in credit fairy, woman tells him no such thing 8/08 Crest–guy with onion breath exhales onto pretty trainer 11/11 Crest–she has to get him to say hello (instead of saying hello herself) 4/13 Crestor–guy celebrates with stupid dance 10/13 Crunchy Nut–guy dresses like in Himalayas so he can eat breakfast during day 7/11 ***Crunchy Nut–woman wears Chinese dragon costume to eat cereal during day 8/11 Crunchy Nut–goofy superhero in yellow tights 6/12 Crystal Light–“girl power”, she runs down purse thief who is on scooter 3/12 Curves — why is a cereal only for women?CVS Drug–all female cartoon with Sarah Mc Lachlan song 12/07 Dairy Queen–male animated lips talk in high excited pitch when talking about product 4/08 Dairy Queen–little girl gets boy to buy her sundae, “like shooting fish in a barrel” 5/08 Dairy Queen–daughter in fort in living room sells dad his dinner 6/08 Dairy Queen–dad is a baby for Girl Scout blizzard 6/09 Dairy Queen–caveman hits other with rock 3/10 Dairy Queen–song details her date’s shortcomings 5/12 Dannon–boy who needs Dan Active gets tossed around by girl in judo class 4/08 Dawn — mom with eyes in back of head catches 2 sons misbehaving Degree–dog bites robot in groin 8/08 Degree–wolves attack sweating guys 1/11 Degree–3 guys in underwear are thrown in ice truck with wolverine 5/11 Degree–guy is running ahead of bear on exercise wheel 3/12 Dell–office carolers, man embarrassingly bad singer 11/08 Delsym–man coughs on woman on plane, he has a talking fist Delsym–boy coughs on 2 girls at recital, he has talking fist Delsym–mom tries to quiet son & husbands cough with remote 11/10 Delsym–his coughing ruins Superstar show 12/12 Denny’s–guy has a sweater 1/13 Denny’s–guy has trouble with triangle, square and circle with kids 1/13 Dept of Transportation—drunk drivers (all men) with beer filling cars and helmet 8/08 Dial-a-Mate— ladies are free 5/08 Di Giorno — wife turns sprinkler on rude husband Di Giorno– guys get carpet muddy 5/10 Direct TV — Charlie Sheen beans batter to show colorful bruise Direct TV– board room, guy suggests raising prices to get the rich’s disposable income 5/08 Direct TV–in board room, guy says 90% believe anything 50% of time 6/08 Direct TV–in board room, guy suggests “get youthenized”, women smirk, men clueless 3/09 Direct TV–woman asks about King Kong—if only he were more evolved 7/09 Direct TV–waitress wrings rag into drinks of snooty guys 8/10 Direct TV—cop tazes guy who is his competition in fantasy football league 9/10 Direct TV–projectionist hit with blow dart 10/10 Direct TV–cute young woman inherits most everything, man goes nuts when he inherits 6,000 movies 2/11 Direct TV–little girl grabs pixie Eli Manning, won’t let go 9/12 Direct TV–dentist sneezes in guys face, turtle bites guy’s hand 12/12 Direct TV–old man in shoe can’t watch sports because too many kids 4/13 Direct TV–Bill wants romantic comedy, but find’s himself in getting beat up in ring 9/13 Direct TV–guy in sidecar breaks off from motorcycle, speeding downhill 11/13 Direct TV–squirrels attack Dave 11/13 Discover–mom watches son pig out 9/09 Discover–several with bearded “Peggy” 8/10 Discover–guy calls in to quit, “Peggy” gets “retrained”, hit by puppet 4/11 Discover–woman talking to helpdesk, husband didn’t pay bill, and went for milk brought back unhousebroken puppy 1/13 Discover–2 guys high-five over the phone 1/13 Discover–guy who doesn’t like surprises is surprised 11/13 DISH network–astronauts forget to bring tools 5/10 DISH network–astronaut needs space 5/10 DISH network–astronaut is bad singer 6/10 DISH network–he jumps out of moving car to prove her wrong 3/12 DISH–man almost hits another in head with metal bar 6/13 Dodge Charger (Superbowl)–men give in to women as long as can drive car, man’s last stand 2/10 Dodge–woman smacks brother 4/12 Dodge–Anchorman (Will Farrell) teases horse 10/13 Dodge–Anchorman (Will Farrell) yells at dancers 10/13 Dodge–Anchorman (Will Farrell) can’t pronounce mpgs 10/13 Dodge–Anchorman (Will Farrell) glove box holds lots of gum 10/13 Dominos–man makes gaudy abs while waiting for pizza Dominos–guy shaves eyebrows while waiting, woman delivery disgusted 2/08 Dominos–guys learn NY accent while waiting 2/08 Dominos–guy offers sex while 30 min wait, she asks about remaining 28 min.You can use this list to determine which businesses to frequent, avoid, or complain about.Advertisers degrade men about 19 times more often than women, and usually to a higher degree.However, this time the cause was not so worthy, the campaign and the Fund provided misleading or even false information and was so biased and twisted it came close to promoting child abuse.

(Last updated December 10, 2013/first published May 12, 2011:) The following list of anti-male ads is composed by one of our National Coalition For Men members. If you know of a commercial not included in the list please feel free to email it to us at [email protected] is not the first time, if there is on thread that runs through this organization’s ads it’s an effort, sometimes subtle, often overt, to disparage men and boys and cast women as superior, physically, mentally and even emotionally.The Ad Council is known for creating the ads we see on T. or hear on the radio known as Public Service Announcements, (PSA’s) that stations run perhaps for free or at a reduced rate, usually to support some social cause that usually would not have the money for an ad campaign on the scale arranged for by the Ad Council.Activia–contribute to Komen 9/10 ***Acura–Bette Midler goes overboard as a Christmas caroler 11/11 Acura–Gordon Ramsey goes overboard on cooking dinner 11/11 Acura–(superbowl) Seinfeld and competitor lose clothes on speed boat 2/12 Acura–Dr Phil thinks guy is compensating by looking at huge Christmas tree 11/12 Acura–Santa complains when guy wants to buy motorized Santa for lawn 11/12 ***Acura–Suze Orman criticizes her for buying expensive dress 12/12 Acura–denigrates 3 male advisors: spray tanner, mix taper, reinactor 6/13 Ad Council–buzzed driving guy on date, she pays, they walk home to his parents 12/12 Ad Council–buzzed driving guy living with parents 12/12 Ad Council–people play catch with buzzed driver’s keys 1/13 ADT–mom and daughter walk in on burglar 10/13 ADT–family gets security to protect two daughters 10/13 Advil–man belly flops and falls off skates 12/07 Advil — man helps son, gets hit in head 5/08 Advil–man walks into pole looking at pretty woman 1/08 Advil–fat guy on slip & slide and rollerblades into car door 6/08 Advil–sleeping test in tent, woman sleeps with advil, man without doesn’t 11/08 Advil–mucus character is a guy 11/10 Advil–bicyclist’s nurse wife tells him what medicine to use 12/12 Aflac–goofy duck is male Aflac–smug female doctor says male doctor sells DVDs from his van 3/13 Airwick–cartoon elephant’s husband is centipede with stinky feet 7/07 Airwick–cartoon giraffe has 2 dirty warthog teenage sons 7/07 Airwick–Phil has stinky feet 3/11 Alamo–beaver makes fun of buffalo Alamo–buffalo is naked in bathroom, he removes fur to clean it 8/07 Alka Seltzer–guy coughs during boss’es golf shot 1/13 Alka Seltzer–she asks if he is still eating chalk for heartburn 6/13 Allstate–breath holding dork hits statue of Bobby Bowden Allstate–dork at cafe leaves new car out of gear, rolls into road, hit by truck 10/7 Allstate–dork goes to make call while driving 11/07 Allstate–friends tell guy to get grown-up car insurance 1/08 Allstate–dorks dress as cheerleaders to sneak into game 9/08 Allstate–dork doesn’t know his friend is married 10/08 Allstate–friend orders beef tar tar, dork does too but says hold the tartar sauce 10/9 Allstate–guy is “mayhem”, puppy eats backseat 7/10 Allstate–guy is “mayhem”, storm knocks tree on car 7/10 Allstate–guy is “mayhem”, female jogger distracts boy driver 7/10 Allstate–guy is “mayhem”, evil GPS in car 7/10 Allstate–Randy, on jack hammer, is one dumb dude 12/11 Allstate–“Mayhem” puts someone on hold for 97 minutes 2/12 Allstate–“Mayhem” is a dog who lets burglars in and gets zapped by collar 3/12 Allstate–young guy in orange knit cap rear-ends older man’s car 5/12 Allstate–announcer keeps correcting dumb guy (poodles are really smart) 7/12 Allstate–he claims men better drivers, she gets good driver discount 10/12 Allstate–girl reassures dad he has right insurance 10/12 Allstate–“mayhem” drives mower over gravel, breaks windows, dents car 11/12 ***Allstate–guys painting of ex shows her eating lizard 1/13 Allstate–“mayhem” falls backward down stairs 3/13 Allstate–boys in treehouse watch Mrs Koslofsky 4/13 Allstate–guy has horse’s ass tattoo 6/13 Allstate–guy’s motorcycle sounds like a weedwacker 7/13 Allstate–ceiling water leak destroys TV on game day 8/13 Allstate–“mayhem” starts fire in car in stadium parking lot 10/13 Allstate–toddler daughter criticizes dad for buying cheap insurance 11/13 Allstate–mayhem doesn’t tie down stuff in back of pickup, dumps it onto freeway 11/13 Alltel–wizard sicks doberman on other phone guys 6/08 Ally Bank–guy moves ahead of other in checkout line, wins ,000 7/12 American Cancer Society — family (Mom, Dad, little girl) dealing with Mom’s cancer 10/07 American Express–guy uses super hero card at business lunch, German clients mock him, woman pulls out Am Express 7/08 American Express–guy buys business airline ticket with kitty card, clerk at desk calls security 9/08 American Express–Aziz does “too much” to impress a woman 3/12 American Express–Aziz is embarrassingly bad at kayaking 4/12 American Family Insurance–Brady Bunch theme, boys damage house 4/08 Ancestry.com—bald guy has 3 bushy haired ancestors that were barbers 3/12 Angie’s List–mom says life is hectic with 2 boys 9/13 Apple–iphone ad, she asks friend “Did he apologize?” 8/13 Appleby’s–girls’ night out 7/08 Apples to Apples–glamorous Bigfoot and Sexy Lincoln 11/12 Arby’s — zoo keepers let animals loose Arby’s–guy loses bet and marries goat 9/08 Arby’s–guy gets sauce off buddy’s cheek with 2-ft tongue 8/11 Arby’s–lucky guy who always wins is crushed by falling piano 7/12 Arco–guy screams constantly when he finds out there is no credit card fee 12/11 Armour All — viking steals guy’s car and wife 7/13 Ask.com–kids can’t drink bad milk but dad can 2/09 Ask.com–she laughs at his question why sweat is salty 3/12 AT&T — guy in Vegas tries to soften to his wife that he is down 5800 “chips” 10/07 AT&T — (lion & Applegate) lion threatens guy 1/08 At&T — (lion & Applegate) Applegate mocks guy talking while others work 2/08 AT&T — fat ugly pool player “Dillweed” missed chance for Motorhead tickets because of bad phone 3/08 AT&T — crazy dad at lover’s lane because he missed call from daughter 3/08 AT&T — “Chuck is an idiot”, shooting baskets in bar while missing tickets to Final 4 4/08 AT&T — guy misses correct pronunciation of guy from Hong Kong, calls him “Mr Stinky Fish Face” 4/08 AT&T — Taekwondo woman kicks guy around, another guy next 5/08 AT&T — wife scolds husband and sons for throwing away red clock minutes 5/08 AT&T– girl is with stinky boy because her phone has no reception 6/08 AT&T–boy checks women in mirror in phone, girlfriend rolls eyes 7/08 AT&T–guy puts family in bad French hotel with dogs rubbing on carpet 7/08 AT&T–guy thinks window is HD TV, watches car towed 7/08 AT&T–guy can’t afford food, steals buddy’s burger and fries 7/08 AT&T–guy writes complaint letter in British accent 8/08 AT&T–Don wants to throw away milky minutes, ***AT&T–Mom’s sister is lactose intolerant 8/08 ***AT&T–girl misses Michael Phelps visiting town 8/08 AT&T–dork tries to watch 4 shows at once 8/08 AT&T–dork tries to guess neighbor’s password to get into network 8/08 AT&T–Ned wasn’t supposed to mention “merger” at meeting which goes berserk 9/08 AT&T–dork takes computer outside with long cable 9/08 AT&T–guy put frozen turkey in hot oil, it explodes 11/08 AT&T–Slate Sanchez is now in the blast zone 12/08 AT&T–dork ties TV to himself 3/09 AT&T–dork skeptical about friend’s “teletransporting” system 3/09 AT&T–Mom and daughter school dad on computer technology 5/09 AT&T–dork watches DVDR in bathroom 8/09 AT&T–neigborhood kids act out soap operas for dork 8/09 AT&T-kid screams when with dad 4/10 AT&T–mom and daughter shame dad who can’t understand invisible cord 6/10 AT&T–son thinks he is fooling mom about how long he studies, she embarasses him 8/10 AT&T–guy with slow text message thinks he wasn’t invited to office party, embarrassed 12/10 AT&T–couple does “hot-spot hoppin”, they have disagreement, she glares at him 1/11 AT&T–man forgets anniversary, makes restaurant reservation while on phone 1/11 AT&T–guy watches phone instead of son’s soccer game 2/11 AT&T–cop smashes glass door into guy 2/11 AT&T–guy parks recliner in front of TV store window 4/11 AT&T–flash mob dancer is early, dances by himself 5/11 AT&T–school girl and two women criticize cable guy on career day 5/11 AT&T–co-worker smashes guy’s phone with picture of spider 6/11 AT&T–buddy uses smartphone to send embarassing picture of sleeping friend 8/11 ***AT&T–wife thinks husband overspent without asking her, but benefit was free 8/11 AT&T–guy in office is guilty of 7 office rules 11/11 AT&T–couple having “together time”, she catches him looking at phone to check football game 11/11 AT&T–girl calls him to tell him she is giving him the silent treatment 1/12 AT&T–guy lies on speed date, she checks his website to expose the lies 3/12 AT&T–couple in car, she glares at his bad singing 7/12 AT&T–goat grabs guy’s sandwich and kicks pack off rock 8/12 AT&T–guy gets winded hi-5ing tall basketball players 4/13 AT&T–embarrassing dad interrupts kids playing of “Smoke on the Water” 4/13 AT&T–“moms are the best” 5/13 AT&T–son locked out of house, mom opens door by phone 7/13 Audi–guy in SUV trying to get out of parking lot with 18-point turn, woman disgusted 4/08 Audi (Superbowl)–guy slammed onto hood by green police 2/10 Audi–son comes home for Christmas, parents take off in his car 11/11 Audi–girl claims his dad is an alien 5/12 Axe–guy with spraying armpits 3/09 & 3/10 Axe–beautiful women dissolve because of guy’s dandruff 3/12 Ballpark Franks–men “easier fed than understood” 9/12 Ballpark Franks–guy drips hamburger on couch cushion, man turns it over 1/13 Bayer–he doesn’t take direction, she glares at him 1/11 Bayer–contributes to women’s heart research 1/11 Bayer–he confesses he didn’t take doctors advice, wife smugly agrees 12/11 Bayer–man treated like bottle of lawn product–tailgate smashes, falls out of car 4/13 Beauty Rest–sleepy man drive mower thru flowers 7/13 Beauty Rest–sleepy man runs into closed clear door, spills coffee 7/13 Beauty Rest–sleepy man pours coffee into kids cereal 7/13 Beggin Strips–dog with male voice goes crazy over beggin strips 5/08 Belvita–2 stupid policemen knock down beehive, woman glares 2/12 Belvita–women repeatedly kick guy in groin in defense class 4/13 Benedryl — 2 boys sneeze on their mothers 9/07 Beneful — guy talking to dog Best Buy– dad keeps locking son in car, then son falls out 7/07 Best Buy–wife disgusted with man leaving fridge open, boy wipes nose on sleave, boy has dog lick plate 9/07 Best Buy–sentence fragments, guy likes singing musicals, and is ER inclined instead of mechanically inclined 10/7 Best Buy–2 boys look in attic for gifts, get caught, older one sells out his brother 11/07 Best Buy–boss steals worker’s gift card 12/07 Best Buy–2 guys fight over present 12/07 Best Buy–girl calls dad a “sillyhead” when he buys outdated TV 2/11 Best Buy–geek carried on guy’s back and hung on door 7/11 Best Buy–geek carried on woman’s back 8/11 Best Buy–several ads show women besting Santa (big TV, phone, and laptop (she kicks illumated Santa off roof) 12/11 Best Buy–(superbowl) makes fun of Alec Baldwin’s Words With Friends on airplane incident 2/12 Best Buy–Santa falls off bannister 12/12 Best Chance Auto Loan–devil on shoulder is male, angel is female 3/13 Betty Crocker–dad ate Santa’s cookies.

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